2007-03-17 - 4:29 p.m.

so, mike and i have decided that pumpkin is a ninja. beating the crap out of crash has enabled her to perfect sneaky doggy battle tactics.

it's really quite funny. she's got this one move where she grabs his foot and just gives a little flick and he goes flying.

muahahaha!

and she's gotten really good at pinning him down with one leg and pummelling him with the other.

she's good at the blitz attack too, especially outside. she just runs circles around him and she goes taking off and then turns around and comes out of nowhere at him, knocking him over.

he gets up, shakes his head and looks around confused like he's not sure what just hit him. and before he can turn around to spot her again, she's come and bowled him over.

not to mention she's always been able to do these mind-shattering, seemingly impossible tricks of agility. i'm surprised she can't do backflips. seriously.

daily dose of stupid:
ask a dumb question
when english prime minister winston churchill drew a large audience for one of his speeches, a friend asked, "you must be very pleased to be so popular?"
"it's quite flattering," churchill admitted. "but if instead of making a speech, i was being hanged, the crowd would be twice as large."

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