2005-11-13 - 6:59 p.m.

i'd like to start with an announcement.

*ahem*

my fellow writer, k. warren turner has self-published a children's book called "the tick tock people". it's fantastic! something like narnia, something like harry potter and something insanely different. it's a great time for all ages though!

it's available through amazon.com (or it will be soon), the author house website, and chapters. here is the isbn #: 1420889117. go find yourself a copy!

if you do buy a copy, i can get it signed for you (if you don't mind the postage - to canada, if you happen live elsewhere).

okay, i've got an essay to start. so i'm going to do a survey instead.

TEN FIRSTS
1. First Best Friend(s): mark zapitelli
2. First Screen Name: psycho_canuck
3. First Pet: sparky the dog
4. First Piercing: ears when i was 8
5. First Crush: jesse in grade four
6. First CD: i think it was meatloaf "bat out of hell 2"
7. First Car: my truck
8. First Love: andrew
9. First Stuffed Animal: beats me! there are soooo many.
10. First Favourite Book: the berenstein bears and the spooky old tree

NINE LASTS
1. Last Alcoholic Beverage: strawberry marguerita last friday
2. Last Car Ride: to the grocery store yesterday
3. Last Movie Seen: serenity in theatres, grumpy old men at home
4. Last Phone Call: mom on wednesday or thursday night
5. Last CD Played: family values 1999 in my truck
6. Last Bubble Bath: in august
7. Last Time You Cried: couple of weeks ago, i think
8. Last Shower: this afternoon
9. Last Date: wednesday night we went out to dinner, and i ran into crazy dave from wendy's cuz he works at the east side mario's we went to. heh.

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Have you ever been arrested: not yet
2. Have you ever skinny dipped: once
3. Have you ever been on TV: yes, on local tv, and on much music once
4. Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: sort of
5. Have you ever cheated on someone? no
6. Have you ever skipped school: all the freakin time
7. Have you ever done something illegal?: plenty. speeding is illegal. :p
8. Have you ever met anyone famous: um, some quasi-famous people. all canadians: ian thornely (total jerk), kim mitchell, and two of the guys from the waking eyes.

SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. underwear
2. pants
3. shirt
4. socks
5. bra
6. earrings
7. ....uh... tattoos

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. showered & dressed
2. restored all my emoticons to msn because msn is a dirty whore
3. typed/edited ross's story
4. read
5. dishes
6. made dinner

FIVE FAVOURITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. sleep
2. warm
3. dessert
4. writing
5. people who don't suck

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL [ALMOST] ANYTHING TO
1. mike
2. tree
3. laura
4. laura

THREE CHOICES
1. Black or White: black
2. Hot or Cold: hot
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. go to australia
2. publish my books

ONE THING YOU REGRET
1. listening to my stupid jerk guidance counsellor, george lotsios. kick that guy in the fucking head for me if you see him. i'd be a teacher already if it wasn't for that fuckwit.

all right, i've got to get my essay started so that i can watch the simpsons in 30. heh.

daily dose of george carlin:
i always take care to distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. a maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. a crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a bugs bunny suit at the time.

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